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Marc (I Got Your Pop Right Here) was born at an early age (which explains a lot) to two incredible-but-decidedly-un-poppy parents. He likes long walks on the beach (seriously), David Beckham (BNLT), using made-up acronyms (BNLT=but not like that), talking about himself (especially in website bios), lists (especially long ones), using lots of parenthesis (whenever possible), and oxford commas. He dislikes people who think regular DVRs are just as good as Tivo (duh), dirty snow (yuk), spelling mistakes (butt he loves spell checkers), and bad tippers (he’s not a waiter - he just has strong principles). He has a degree in TV and film production, a wife and two kids, no motorcycle, and less hair than he used to. He lives in Nashville and in constant fear of people thinking he’s not funny.

IGYPRH is the editor-in-chief of TSS, and he writes about whatever he feels like. Because he can.

And The Award For “Snarkiest iPhone Application” Goes Too….

I couldn’t let this little “gem” (hehe) of a story go by without commenting on how warm and fuzzy it made me feel inside, what with my general distrust of Apple products and product purchasers. Apparently I’m not the only one who sees them for the status-symbolitians that they really are (ok, I’m having a little fun at their expense here, but you have to admit there is a certain amount of exclusivity built in to the possession of an iPhone.) German software developer Armin Heinrich was so sure that some iPhone purchasers love overpriced shtuff so much that they’ll buy pretty much anything that he wrote a $1,000 application and sold it through Apple’s app store. What does this $1,000 app do, you might ask? Nothing. It does nothing except display a picture of a ruby (which is really the champaigne of stones).

While I can appreciate the snarkitude of such an undertaking, even I was surprised the L.A.

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Sirius and XM Complete Merger: Home Stretch or Last Hurrah?

We’ve been hearing about the impending Sirius/XM merger for about a year now, and today it finally became official. It’ll be interesting to see what this means for what has been largely a niche market. Satellite radio is cool, for sure, mostly due to the availability of commercial free and narrowly-targeted content, and some cool hardware options, but as an industry they’ve had to rely mostly on new car purchases (with satellite equipment included and free trial periods offered) and big-name talent acquisitions (like Howard Stearn or Martha Stewart) to get new subscribers, rather than the preferred method of word-of-mouth buzz or straight up product dominance.  

Will this merger allow the new company to make the push for mainstream acceptance by shedding overhead and removing the major competition for the big-name deals, or will it be a sign that satellite radio as an industry has “jumped the shark” and is doomed to be a novelty item of the future?

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Terminator Returns, New Amsterdam Gets Killed Off

Fox released its Fall/Spring lineup today, and fanboys (and girls) everywhere let out a collective squee. Not only is Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles returning, but Fox is also adding a Family Guy spinoff, a new series by Joss Whedon (starring Eliza Dushku), a new series by J.J. Abrams (starring Joshua Jackson), an animated series written by and starring a chunk of the Arrested Development peeps, and a 24 movie prequel. Seriously, the only thing Fox could’ve done to up their FPQ (Fanperson Pandering Quotient) would’ve been to roll out a series called Lord of the Jericho Fireflies, starring Sarah Michelle Gellar, Optimus Prime, and a holographic image of Christopher Reeve.

Also, one of my new favorite shows New Amsterdam got the proverbial axe, which is a little sad. I think it had a lot of potential.

Jimmy Fallon On Deck To Replace Conan O’Brien

At a news conference today, NBC confirmed all the rumors by announcing that Jimmy Fallon will be taking over Conan O’Brien’s desk when he leaves to take up Jay Leno’s spot at the Tonight Show. NBC’s game of late night musical desks is something of a gamble, as they have been winning the war for late night eyeballs despite an overall decline in general viewership.

It’s also something of a gamble to put so many eggs in Jimmy Fallon’s basket. Obviously somebody at the Peacock liked Fallon enough when he did Weekend Update on SNL. While he was certainly solid in that position, there’s a lot more to hosting your own show than delivering scripted banter (especially when you don’t have the delightful Tina Fey to play straight-man).

My bet is that he won’t be as funny as Kimmel, as charming as (my favorite) Craig Ferguson, or as wacky as Conan. The only thing that’s certain is that he will giggle a lot.

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Archuleta Kicked Off American Idol - But Not David

An Archuleta was kicked off American Idol this week, but it’s not the Golden Child David, but his father Jeff. Papa Archuleta has been long rumored to be a nuisance backstage, but until now Idol producers have not been prompted to take action. According to the AP, a lyric change leading up to this week’s performance was the straw that broke the overbearing camel’s back, as Jeff Archuleta added a lyric from Sean Kingston’s “Beautiful Girl” to David’s performance of “Stand By Me” and was subsequently banned from rehearsals. ”Beautiful Girl” uses a sample from “Stand By Me” and the problem is that Fox now has to pay royalties for the Kingston tune. Archuleta senior was reportedly warned about the backstage meddling.

Now if only they could ban those silly hats he wears.

This Week In Jesus - Grand Theft Culture Edition

Well, after a one-week hiatus, TWIJ is back and better than ever. The last two weeks, Jesus has been conspicuously absent from both American Idol AND Oprah, but we won’t hold it against them. Another big story that Jesus was absent from was the MASSIVE release of Grand Theft Auto IV. For those of you who have been living under a rock that was under another really big rock that was surrounded by a really high pop-culture-reflecting fence, GTA has been a staple of the gaming culture since 1997 when Rockstar Games released the first edition of the current four (not including expansion packs.) The latest release sold 6 million copies worldwide in its first week, grossing over $500 million (which was even more impressive than Iron Man’s $100 million take!), and the series as a whole has sold over 70 million copies.

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American Idol Results 05/08: Castro Gets Impeached

Read our review of last night’s performances here.

On the night where Castro’s funny, endearing quirkitude might have shined brightest, the dreadlocked one got the boot. From his amused expression during the group number to his quizzical questioning of Ryan - he wondered, “Are you going to tell us now? It’s too early!” when Ryan gave us an ellimination tease before one of the commercial breaks about halfway through the show - he’s never been so funny.

Major kudos to the producer that was in charge of his goodbye video package. They managed to capture Castro’s I’m-in-my-own-world-but-it’s-really-nice-here mannerisms without making him seem crazy, which was one way that could have gone.

While I was sad to see him go, and Idol will be a little less interesting, at the end of the day it was the right time for him to go.

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Miley Cyrus Causes a Stir With Racy(?) Vanity Fair Shoot

I guess she’s just being Miley (again). Following the recent appearance of pictures of Miley Cyrus in questionable stages of (sort-of) undress, you’d think that she and her handlers would be walking the straight and narrow for a while. But you’d be wrong.

As it turns out, next month’s issue of Vanity Fair has the 15-year-old poptress showing her bare back in what the magazine’s talking heads are calling in an Associated Press article, “…a beautiful and natural portrait of Miley.” A regretful Miley, in a recent statement, said, “I took part in a photo shoot that was supposed to be ‘artistic’ and now, seeing the photographs and reading the story, I feel so embarrassed,” Cyrus said Sunday in a statement through her publicist. “I never intended for any of this to happen and I apologize to my fans who I care so deeply about.”

While it would be easy to criticise the young do-it-all for oversexing her image, let’s be honest - the photographer was Annie-friggin-Liebovitz.

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Two Music Videos To Blow Your Mind

I present to you for your auralvisualtainment (NAW) two examples of the music video as art form. The first is from Beck, with “Hell Yes.” It would be appropriate to mention that Beck himself has a pretty solid breakdancing background (which shouldn’t be a surprise to anybody who’s seen his live show), and also to bring your attention to the phenomenon of “the uncanny valley.” The robots here are Sony’s QRIO, which were designed originally for a potential commercial release.

The second triptastic video is for a killer tune “Time To Pretend” by MGMT. Their exceptionally well-titled album Oracular Spectacular doesn’t have quite the same groovy poprock vibe of “Time” (it’s a little more groove and a lot less poprock) but could be a good addition to your listen-while-you-work collection.

First Beck…

 

The MGMT isn’t available for embedding, but you can (and should) watch it here.

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This Week In Jesus: The Dovies Edition

Everybody knows Jesus loves Him some music. This week, the Dove Awards was broadcast live for the first time in several years, on the new and promising Gospel Music Channel, and Jesus was all OVER it, dude! I wonder what He thinks about the second-rate wannabe-GRAMMYs telecast. If you ask me, I think that He’d be disappointed that it wasn’t a little more fun and a little less intentionally-fractured-to-appeal-to-too-broad-of-an-audience (this week’s TWIJ sponsored by Hy-phen.com).

The Dove Awards are a perfect microcosmic example of what’s generally wrong with CCM as a whole - too few individuals dominating too big of an industry. In Christian music proper, it’s Salem, who dominates radio and print media. For the Doves, it’s the Gospel Music Association (GMA).

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Paris Hilton Is Looking For a New Best Friend - Where Do I Sign Up?

From the Shows I Will Try Not To Watch But Will Probably Anyway and Hate Myself For It department:

Paris Hilton has a new reality show in development called “Paris Hilton’s My New BFF.” Modeled after the popular VH1 model of searching-for-love shows, this is Paris’ latest attempt to find somebody who loves her, who really really loves her (but not like that). Says Paris,

“It is hard meeting new people. Most of my friends I’ve had my entire life, like obviously my sister and Nicole Richie have been with me forever. So when I meet new people, I’m always a little wary of the reason they may want to become my friend.”

Because nothing makes more sense than trying to find somebody with pure motives by inviting a bunch of fame-hungry reality star wannabes to be on your TV show. Nice one, Paris.

Nokia’s Free Music Service Gets Bump From Sony

Looks like Apple and Nokia are going to be battling it out to be the Ponderosa of cell phone companies. Last month we reported on Apple’s attempt to give away free music. This month, it’s Nokia making the headlines, as their all-you-can-eat music service they’re calling “Comes With Music” is making some headway into the music Biz.

With downloaders, torrenters, and iTunesers cutting into the music industry’s revenue, the whole industry is clamoring for new ways to reach consumers, and the free music paradigm seems to be the most likely to succeed.

Sony BMG announced Tuesday that it is offering its catalogue to Nokia’s customers, who will be able to access tunes from major bands like the Foo Fighters and Alicia Keys for one year after purchasing a Nokia phone.

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Happy Earth Day 2008! (A Brief History)

Did you even know it was Earth Day today? I didn’t, until I brought up Google News and saw this article about Major League Baseball’s green initiative in the SPORTS section. I’m pretty well connected to what’s going on in pop media, and I didn’t even know it was coming up! While I wallowed in shame for our country’s blasattitude (coined), I assigned myself a pennance of some Earth Day investigative reporting. Here’s what I came up with, in a Brief History.

  • One of the possible reasons Earth Day isn’t a bigger deal is that there are actually TWO. One supported by the U.N. is on the March equinox and was founded by an American peace activist. The other is April 22 and was founded by an American politician.
  • The first Earth Day was in 1970 and was pronounced by San Fransisco mayor Joseph Alioto.

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Expelled Has Solid Showing in Weekend Box Office Report

Ben SteinBen Stein’s much-balleyhooed documentary Expelled (our review here) brought in a respectable $3.1 million this weekend, which was 9th - nothing close to Michael Moore’s $23 million opening for Fahrenheit 911, but considerably better than the other doc that bowed this weekend: Where In the World is Osama Bin Laden from Super Size Me’s Morgan Spurlock.

Expelled only opened on 1,052 screens giving it an average of just under $3,000 per, which would make it a solid fifth on the screen-average list. Spurlock’s pic had an average of $1,405.

The top three B.O. earners this weekend were Forbidden Kingdom ($20.8M), Forgetting Sarah Marshall ($17.3M), and Prom Night ($9.1M).

This Week In Jesus: Divine Finale Edition

What shall it profit a man if he gain the corner office and lose his own soul? (Mark 8:36, New International Eli Stone Edition)

 If ABC’s Eli Stone isn’t the best examination of faith ever on television, then I will sell my Tivo. The season finale was this week, and it played like a modern Hebrews 11. Over the last few months on my new favorite show: by faith, former cutthroat, high-powered lawyer Eli Stone found a reason to live, and a meaning for life. He wrestled with the dirty side of faith - the side that you don’t learn about in Sunday School but if you’re lucky, you learn about in life. The side whereby God occasionally knocks you on your ass.

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Hillary Clinton looks to ride the Colbert Bump (BNLT)

If the Colbert Report isn’t the best place for political satire on TV, then my name’s not IGYPRH. While a case could be made in the “all-time greatest” category for the Daily Show a few years ago, Stephen Colbert has surely passed John Stewart as America’s favorite source for political snark and wittastic punditry.

This week, Colbert is broadcasting live from Pennsylvania ahead of the important Democratic primary. During Monday night’s episode, Chris Matthews (from MSNBC’s Hardball) let it slip that potential Presidential nominee Hillary Clinton is going to appear on the Report, a statement that has been confirmed by the Associated Press. Look for Clinton to make her appearance this Thursday on Comedy Central at 10:30/9:30e.

Clinton is surely seeking the “Colbert Bump,” which Colbert claims is responsible for significant gains made in polls by guests to the “Report” including Gov. Mike Huckabee, who was a frequent visitor to the show before (and still after) his surprising run towards the Republican nomination.

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David Cook “You’ll Always Be My Baby” video

This video has only been up on Youtube for 3.5 hours and it’s already got well over 20,000 hits, so it’s pretty safe to say there’s a bit of a buzz about Cookie’s performance of Mariah Carey’s “You’ll Always Be My Baby.” Personally, I thought it was a little weird (read more about why I think it was like eating a marshmellow omelette here), but it was definitely interesting. Check it out for yourself and let us know what you think.

American Idol recap 4/15: Idol gets Mariah Carey-ed away

Mariah Carey-ed away. See what I did there?

Mariah CareyI have to admit, I went into tonight’s Top 7 Mariah Carey-infused episode fully expecting a suckfest. We’ve had some great examples this season of how bad things can go when song choices don’t work out, and I have always found Mariah to be a little too cliche for my (distinguished, I don’t care if I DO like Rock of Love a little too much) tastes. But thanks to some pretty-dang-solid performances, it was a good night, and definitely interesting. Here’s how it wizent dizown:

First off, David Archuletta again makes a curious song selection. It’s “When You Believe,” which is off of the (actually pretty outstanding) Prince of Egypt soundtrack. Lil’ Archuletta again goes with a religious theme, which is sure to fuel the “David Archuletta is a Christian” rumors (there’s also a “David Archuletta is a Mormon” rumor, although I haven’t seen any actual evidence to confirm either of those, although he IS from Utah…).

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Eli Stone finale promises to be Divine

There are lots of reasons to watch a TV show. If you like to laugh without having to think (ever), you probably loved Friends, and now you’ve got How I Met Your Mother. If you like your entertainment to stretch your brain, you were probably really into X-Files, and you probably tune into Lost. Maybe you like to be inspired? You might have liked Touched By an Angel, except if you did, you were probably over the age of 40. Maybe now you like Extreme Makeover: Home Edition. But after a while, the repetitive nature of EM:HE probably makes tuning each week redundant (or maybe blubbering like a little schoolgirl every week gets old…ehem). And if you’re anything like me, many moons have passed since you’ve grown tired of the cockamamie second-rate drivel that often gets passed off as “Christian” entertainment.

Jonny Lee MillerBut there’s never really been a show like Eli Stone.

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This Week In Jesus: American Idol worship edition

The biggest story by far for Jesus watchers this week comes to us from American Idol’s “Idol Gives Back” show, which aired Wednesday evening. Aside from the fact that they stole the church’s long-forgotten idea of taking care of orphans and widows (well, I can’t say they stole it, since the church threw that idea away long ago) by raising millions of dollars for needy children, the real story for TWIJers came in the very last performance, in the waning moments of the show. [At this point, I am NOT going to mention that my Tivo didn’t actually catch the performance since the show ran late and it came on after 9 pm at which time my infallible Tivaliscious friend switched to the show I had set to record at 9…I’m not going to mention it because my relationship with my Tivo is pretty important to me and I would never do anything to hurt it…I heart you, Tivo!]What happened in the last few minutes of the telecast was a simple little performance that was almost unexplainable from a conceptual standpoint.

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