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Saving Grace: Eli Stone on Crack

IGYPRH wrote that if Eli Stone wasn’t the best examination of faith on TV, he’d sell his TiVo.  Well, he can keep his TiVo, but Eli Stone does have some fairly strong competition in Saving Grace, the cable, female version of Eli Stone.  TNT’s drama (Mondays, 10/9pmC) is now in its second season, and it’s still as strong as was when it made its first splash last summer.

Grace has its flaws.  It’s yet another police procedural, one part Law & Order and one part CSI.  It tries way too hard sometimes to be hip, and Holly Hunter isn’t kidding anyone.  She’s 50, and she looks it, no matter how skinny she is and how many times she has to punch guys out for coming on too strong.  Most jarring is the bar scenes when there’s way too much laughter and not enough real dialogue to reveal what the people behind the caricatures.

But despite all this, the acting is generally very good.  The supporting characters aren’t as interesting as Eli Stone’s supporting cast, but the actors do their jobs well despite a lack of material.  Holly Hunter is an Academy Award-winning actress, and she shows why here.  Finally, of course, the premise is compelling.  Grace is much more unwilling to respond to her George Michael, in this case an angel named Earl, but that’s what keeps this imperfect but interesting show worth watching.

Mad Men

Mad Men (Season 2 Premiere, Tonight, Sun. 7/27, 10pm), is the story of “ad men” of the early 1960s (before flower power).  It’s the story of the beginning of our age when advertising is everywhere.  It’s the beginning of focus groups and market testing.

Mad Men is not for everyone.

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Burn Notice

In the early days of TV drama, two-dimensional characters were the norm, and viewers didn’t mind.  It was all about the stand-alone story of the week.  These days, though, we ask for a background story, recognizable quirks, idiosyncrasies or traits, and believable and interesting relationships for each character.

This is where Burn Notice (Thursday 10/9C) fails.  The producers and writers make an attempt, but there’s just not enough here.  We’ve seen these characters before, and they were more interesting.  Burn Notice is about a former CIA spy who has been cut off (burned) by the agency.  Now, he must find out who burned him and clear himself of the wrongdoing or disloyalty that caused the burn.

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Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog

I’m not sure if the name could get any more unique, but I’m quite certain the premise can’t.

Joss Whedon, my own personal hero, has created a short series of “webisodes” that follows the day to day struggles of one Dr. Horrible (Neil Patrick Harris) as he tries to join the Evil League of Evil, gain the courage to talk to his crush (Felicia Day) at the Laundry Mat, and defeat his arch nemesis Captain Hammer (Nathan Fillion aka Capt. Mal Reynolds of “Serenity”).

The true genius of these 15 minute mini episodes?  They’re also musicals.

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In Plain Sight

We’re about halfway through the summer, but the regular fall TV season probably won’t be starting for real for a couple of months (only CBS has announced its premiere schedule as far as I can tell).  So, how should your TiVo busy until then?  I’ll give you a few suggestions over the next week or so.

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Terminator Returns, New Amsterdam Gets Killed Off

Fox released its Fall/Spring lineup today, and fanboys (and girls) everywhere let out a collective squee. Not only is Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles returning, but Fox is also adding a Family Guy spinoff, a new series by Joss Whedon (starring Eliza Dushku), a new series by J.J. Abrams (starring Joshua Jackson), an animated series written by and starring a chunk of the Arrested Development peeps, and a 24 movie prequel. Seriously, the only thing Fox could’ve done to up their FPQ (Fanperson Pandering Quotient) would’ve been to roll out a series called Lord of the Jericho Fireflies, starring Sarah Michelle Gellar, Optimus Prime, and a holographic image of Christopher Reeve.

Also, one of my new favorite shows New Amsterdam got the proverbial axe, which is a little sad. I think it had a lot of potential.

This Week In Jesus - Grand Theft Culture Edition

Well, after a one-week hiatus, TWIJ is back and better than ever. The last two weeks, Jesus has been conspicuously absent from both American Idol AND Oprah, but we won’t hold it against them. Another big story that Jesus was absent from was the MASSIVE release of Grand Theft Auto IV. For those of you who have been living under a rock that was under another really big rock that was surrounded by a really high pop-culture-reflecting fence, GTA has been a staple of the gaming culture since 1997 when Rockstar Games released the first edition of the current four (not including expansion packs.) The latest release sold 6 million copies worldwide in its first week, grossing over $500 million (which was even more impressive than Iron Man’s $100 million take!), and the series as a whole has sold over 70 million copies.

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American Idol 04/29: Neil Diamond Week - complete with Saving Silverman visuals.

We’re down to five contestants and the best they could come up with was Neil Diamond? I can’t even type his name without yawning or inadvertently ducking rhinestones.

This recap will be like David Archuleta — Short and Sweet.

The contestants get two chances to pick a horrendously bland song for our listening pleasure. Judges’ comments will be held until after the second song is performed…except they won’t and we’ll get one of the best Paula Abdul blunders since the ear monitor bud incident with Michael Johns. When offering comments after the contestant’s first round song, Paula proceeded to tell Jason Castro how he did on both songs…before he actually sang his second song. Classic!

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This Week In Jesus: Divine Finale Edition

What shall it profit a man if he gain the corner office and lose his own soul? (Mark 8:36, New International Eli Stone Edition)

 If ABC’s Eli Stone isn’t the best examination of faith ever on television, then I will sell my Tivo. The season finale was this week, and it played like a modern Hebrews 11. Over the last few months on my new favorite show: by faith, former cutthroat, high-powered lawyer Eli Stone found a reason to live, and a meaning for life. He wrestled with the dirty side of faith - the side that you don’t learn about in Sunday School but if you’re lucky, you learn about in life. The side whereby God occasionally knocks you on your ass.

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Eli Stone finale promises to be Divine

There are lots of reasons to watch a TV show. If you like to laugh without having to think (ever), you probably loved Friends, and now you’ve got How I Met Your Mother. If you like your entertainment to stretch your brain, you were probably really into X-Files, and you probably tune into Lost. Maybe you like to be inspired? You might have liked Touched By an Angel, except if you did, you were probably over the age of 40. Maybe now you like Extreme Makeover: Home Edition. But after a while, the repetitive nature of EM:HE probably makes tuning each week redundant (or maybe blubbering like a little schoolgirl every week gets old…ehem). And if you’re anything like me, many moons have passed since you’ve grown tired of the cockamamie second-rate drivel that often gets passed off as “Christian” entertainment.

Jonny Lee MillerBut there’s never really been a show like Eli Stone.

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Music Lovers….Rejoice! April Holds Yet More Wonders

Hey Music Lovers! Still more exciting music stuff I’m digging I can’t wait to tell you about! Am I the only person who thinks Sheryl Crow’s Detours CD is awesome? I love so many songs on this project and wish “Beautiful Dream” gets released as a single. Speaking of Gavin DeGraw (who has a great new hetero-affirming single “I’m In Love With a Girl”), have you heard of Warren Barfield? I thought his last CD was A-mazing. His new CD Worth Fighting For comes out 5/20. Do you love music AND gymnastics? I thought so. Carly Patterson has a brand new single “Ordinary Girl.” It comes up short on the landing.

 

Euro music stuff: Duffy’s “Mercy” is hot. Roisin Murphy is amazing.

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Reality TV Update: Step It Up soars, Secret Talents bores

The A.P. is reporting today that after airing just one episode, CBS is pulling the plug on “Secret Talents of the Stars” and while I didn’t catch the opener, I wasn’t the only one. Only 4.6 million did, and according to the AP story, “thousands tuned away as the hour continued.” I can’t say I’m surprised. For some reason, despite having genuine names like Clint Black, Mya, and George Takei, I wasn’t the least bit interested in tuning in. I suspect that it has something to do with the bajilion reality shows we’ve been forced to endure while the writers’ strike sucked the life out of TV. Obvious joke in 3…2…1: I guess their talents will just have to remain secret.

Miguel from Step Up and DanceOn the other (good) end of the doesn’t-suck spectrum was Bravo’s “Step It Up and Dance.” Say what you will about the gays, but you HAVE to agree that they generally make for good TV (see: Project Runway), and SIUAD has got a (nother) gregarious gaggle of them on their hands.

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PC vs. Mac - a Point/Counter-point exercise

Playing the part of Point in this exercise will be me. Playing the part of Counter-point will be my imaginary friend who we’ll call Teve Tobs. Let’s begin.

ME: Ok, Teve, first category: Software. PC’s have like a million different software choices.

TEVE TOBS: Most of which are useless in everyday life. Apple focuses on those programs that make your iLife better, fuller.

ME: Whatever…PC’s have the greatest office software of all time - Microsoft Office.

TEVE: You’ve been able to get Office on Macs since 2000.

ME: Yea, but running Office on a Mac is like going to a Justin Timberlake concert…even if it IS a lot of fun, it just doesn’t FEEL right.

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Cable Shows Appearing on Networks Part 2: Monk & Psych

USA Network has an interesting history.  I remember watching Calliope, a show that featured some priceless British cartoons.  It’s always featured some sports like golf, tennis, and even the old North American Soccer League.  What it did not feature until a few years ago is original programming.  Its first two hit original programs, Monk and Psych are now coming to NBC, its parent network, on April 6.  According to NBC’s website, they will probably run every Sunday night in April so you should be able to get a good look.

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Cable Shows Appearing on Networks Part 1: Dexter

With the rise of original cable programming and with traditional networks buying up those cable networks over the last 10-15 years, it was inevitable that some of the best cable shows would begin to appear on the broadcast (for now) networks.  Sex and the City moved from premium cable to basic cable, and that opened the door for the current steady trickle of shows.  Three major hits have or will be making appearances on their parent networks’ airwaves soon, Monk, Psych, and Dexter.

Dexter is a very interesting show that CBS is currently airing on Sunday nights.  It’s a Showtime program so it has a lot of adult language and violence, with some sex and nudity thrown in for good measure in its original form.  Of course, for CBS, much of this is edited out.  Unlike the edited version of SATC, however, Dexter does not suffer much, IMO, from the editing.  The characters may be slightly more interesting and fully developed as their unedited selves, but the writing, acting, and continuity are all intact.

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File this under: holy crap

When I saw this fantastic product (fantastic from a comedy standpoint) advertised on Facebook, I just couldn’t resist following the link. Sure…I can take a break from my 300th movie quiz to have a laugh. I was sure that it was going to be a Buddy Christ-esque gag. The longer I waited for the punchline, the sadder I got. I try hard not to be a cynical Christian crap hater, but this makes it difficult.

Cross-shaped MP3 player

Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed reviewed

Ben Stein's Expelled No Intelligence Allowed posterI saw an advance screening of the movie ”Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed” last night. It’s a film put together by intellectual heavyweight/gameshow host, Ben Stein. Seriously, this guy is brilliant, and hilarious. Generally speaking, the film attempts to challenge the academic elitist establishment for attacking our freedom. Specifically, the film sets out to debunk Darwin’s theory of evolution, and exposes certain scientists who have been blacklisted for even talking about the concept of Intelligent Design. The movie was compelling, but I couldn’t always keep my finger on why it was. Was it because of the clever humor dropped in at just the right moments (usually in the form of old movie, or instructional film footage)? Yes. Was it because there really seems to be a problem with certain scientists being fired from their jobs for expressing even the possibility of A. I.?

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Weekend movie preview - Friday 3/14

Here’s a look at what’s playing this weekend:

OPENING THIS WEEKEND:
Horton Hears a WhoHorton Hears a Who - The great thing about Dr. Seuss is how he managed to wrap a socially-conscious message inside a shiny silly wrapper. Like, if Dr. Seuss had made An Inconvenient Truth, it would have been a puppet show with Steve Martin as the Lorax. But it would have worked, and so will Horton. With Jim Carey and Steve Carell voicing the leads, and an amazing supporting cast (including one Carol Burnett), this movie about how, “a person’s a person, no matter how small” is a sure bet to be #1 at the box office.

Doomsday movie posterDoomsday - starring Kate Beckinsale look-alike newcomer Rhona Mitra, Doomsday promises that at the very least you will see lots of stuff blow up and lots of people and/or zombies die.

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The Blackberry Curve vs. the Palm Centro

Ok, it may not be Mac vs. PC, but you don’t have to look too hard to find geeks that feel nearly as strongly about their respective Blackberry vs. Palm stances. Blackberry is the king of business, but since Palm’s been in the personal handheld device business for a decade (they pretty much pioneered the mobile computing industry with the Palm Pilot, which is a term you still might hear people use generically in reference to any PDA), they have a definite edge on available, reliable software. I’ve been fortunate enough to use the latest models from both (the Blackberry Curve and Palm’s brand-new Centro) extensively, so here’s how they stack up.

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Season Finale preview of Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles

If you haven’t been watching The Sarah Connor Chronicles up till now, it’s not too late to catch up before what promises to be a pretty outstanding finish to an incredible first season. If you ask me, TSCC is the best debut season for an action series since Heroes. It might not have the same flawless emotional connection, but it’s probably more fun to watch. And while it draws inspiration from the fanboy-pleasing doctrine of the Terminator world, it doesn’t rely on nostalgia for any of its best moments, like the Knight Rider reincarnation did. Lena Headey (Gladiator, 300) is pretty flawless in the title role, as is Thomas Dekker (Heroes, Land Before Time). Throw in some solid performances by Dean Winters (Oz, L&O: SVU) and a healthy pinch of Summer Glau (The Unit, and one of my favorite movies from the last few years - Serenity), who in the pilot pulled off the canonical line, “Come with me if you want to live” with just the right amount of gravitas, and you’ve got a pretty killer cast.

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