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Sydney Pollack (1934-2008)

The tributes have been pouring in for director/actor/producer Sydney Pollack who died of cancer on Monday.  Venerable actors like Sally Field, Robert Redford, Barbra Streisand, and Paul Newman, all of whom acted in films Pollack directed, had very nice things to say about Pollack the man and director.  And more contemporary luminaries like Nicole Kidman and Tom Cruise add their praise.

Not as much has been said in praise of his acting.  I was happy every time I saw Pollack appear in a movie or TV show because IMO it always made the movie better.  Made of Honor was the last movie he appeared in, and even that raised the movie a notch above boring to me.  He was at his best in Michael Clayton last year.  His straight, dead-pan delivery always belied the drama or comedy that he conveyed.  It was never over-the-top but always dead on.  I’ll miss seeing him in movies, and maybe I’ll have a festival of Sydney Pollack-directed movies right here at home this week.

Nokia’s Free Music Service Gets Bump From Sony

Looks like Apple and Nokia are going to be battling it out to be the Ponderosa of cell phone companies. Last month we reported on Apple’s attempt to give away free music. This month, it’s Nokia making the headlines, as their all-you-can-eat music service they’re calling “Comes With Music” is making some headway into the music Biz.

With downloaders, torrenters, and iTunesers cutting into the music industry’s revenue, the whole industry is clamoring for new ways to reach consumers, and the free music paradigm seems to be the most likely to succeed.

Sony BMG announced Tuesday that it is offering its catalogue to Nokia’s customers, who will be able to access tunes from major bands like the Foo Fighters and Alicia Keys for one year after purchasing a Nokia phone.

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Jason Castro’s American Idol song from 4/8

Israel KamakawiwoIf you’re wondering where the version of “Over the Rainbow” that Jason Castro sang on April 8 came from, here’s the scoop. The guy who did it is named Israel Kamakawiwo’ole, and he’s one of the most successful Hawaiian singers ever. Nicknamed “The Gentle Giant,” Israel (or “Iz,” as he’s also known and as Castro referred to him) first released “Over the Rainbow/What a Wonderful World” in 1993 on his album Facing Future. It’s been heard in one form or another on Scrubs, and the movies Finding Forester and Meet Joe Black. It charted as high as #12 on Billboard’s “Hot Digital Tracks” in 2004 and according to Soundscan has over 1 million downloads.

More about Israel here.

Kathy Lee Gifford returns to morning TV (a Point/Counter-point examination)

NBC’s Today show announced recently that everyone’s favorite soccer-mom (and part-time crappy Christian singer) is returning to the job that made her famous: daytime TV. Starting April 7th, she’ll co-host the fourth hour of Today (which, if they add any more hours will have to be known as Allday). When I read that she was making a comeback, part of me wanted to smile, and the other part wanted to throw up in my mouth a little bit. In honor of my internal dilemna, here’s a brief point/counter-point examination of Mrs. KLG:

POINT: she’s nothing if not bubbly
COUNTER-POINT: things that are also bubbly: hot lava, expired milk, Jessica Simpson, and my stomach after bad sushi

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Let’s make it official

As far as I’m concerned, today should be a national holiday.  It’s Opening Day of the baseball season.  I know, the Red Sox and A’s played two games in Japan, and the Braves and Nationals played a game last night.  But today, there are 14 games being played and 26 teams opening their season.

Now, I know baseball has had its problems over the last 10-15 years with steroids, but the game never really lost its uniqueness or competitive balance (enough players from at least of the teams were taking steroids to balance it out).  During the “steroid era,” baseball has had record attendance year after year not to mention labor peace since 1994 (something no other major American sport except football can claim, and their steroid problem has been at least as bad).

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Donald Miller’s Agent Scores Coup

I’m a big fan of so much of what Donald Miller has written about. His BLUE LIKE JAZZ opus has been a huge influence on me spiritually…and compositionally. I realize now, that whenever I turn in a manuscript of my writing to an agent or publisher, they will always say, “It’s too Donald Miller” or “It’s not as good as Donald Miller” or “You’re no Donald Miller” or my favorite, “Donald Miller will eat you for breakfast.” (this picture makes it look like he’s recently lost some weight!)

When I finished reading BLUE LIKE JAZZ, I remember feeling that Jesus loved me so much…and how I wanted to hold onto that feeling a long, long time. And then I hoped that his next book, SEARCHING FOR GOD KNOWS WHAT, would take me there, but it didn’t, and I was a little pissed.

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GLAAD Snickers At Super Snickers Ad


No question, the Snickers ad with the two mechanics accidentally kissing got a reaction out of me. I thought it was HILARIOUS! I felt the love of the Snicks (which I share)….the ewwww of what was about to happen…and then the awkward moment when they realized what just happened… Great stuff. I thought their reaction to the kiss was the hilarious part of it. It was a very honest response, if not entirely PC. But who looks to Super Bowl ads for PC? I look for a laugh, or a warm fuzzy. And in this one, the one mechanic ripped his warm fuzzy right off his chest, to “do something manly.”

Well, in the quake of ire raised by HRC & GLAAD, Masterfoods USA, maker of Snickers, has pulled the plug on their ads and the accompanying website, www.afterthekiss.com. Even after receiving positive feedback from what they call their target audience.

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Nashvegas - A Kooky Konundrum

What if a minister and a businessman are walking down the sidewalk, simultaneously approaching the exact same street corner when…

BAM!

MINISTER: “Hey, you got some business on my ministry!”

BUSINESSMAN: “Hey, you got some ministry on my business!”

MINISTER: “I think we’re on to something here…”

courtesy of Weylon Smith